My Favorite Movie Babes

Catherine Tramell Basic Instinct

OK, so she's a little pyschotic.  But damnit, you have to love a woman that "goes commando," lights up a cigarette even after she's told not to by the fuzz, and who also enjoys making out with women along the way.  She might very well fuck you to death, but what a way to go!

Erin Grant Striptease
An absolutely awful movie, but Demi Moore's "performance" was nothing short of brilliant! Mercy!

Ms. Tesmaucher Superman and Superman 2
My first movie crush was on Ms. Tesmaucher. She's smart, she's funny, she's gorgeous, and has always been one of my old school favs!

Pembrook Feeney Stroker Ace
Loni Anderson is definitely a Hall of Fall Blonde in my world.  She is often forgotten, but certainly not by me.  As the very innocent and extremely HOT Pembrook Feeney, Loni really shines in this very bad Burt Reynolds' flick.

Karen Cisco Out of Sight
I have never been a big fan of hers, but even I must admit that she is incredibly sexy in this flick! Allow me to introduce Exhibit A.

Kelly Van Ryan Wild Things
I may pick on her acting ability, but this beauty from Downer's Grove, IL really gets it done in this flick!

Mikaela Banes Transformers
I'm not a fan of either movie, and I really don't think that she has much acting ability...that being said, she does have a few things going for her.

Jordan Lee Jenson Private School
Is there anything left to say about the incredibly beautiful Betsey Russell?  Well, maybe just one more thing--she is still smoking hot!

Selene Underworld
The incredibly hot Kate Beckinsale certainly doesn't need skin tight leather clothing to be sexy, but it sure doesn't fucking hurt!

Honey Ryder Dr. No
Inexplicably, I finally got around to watching Dr. No this year--I have no idea how that happened? Why didn't you tell me about her earlier, Rooster??? I blame you.